BLAME IT ON THE GOBLIN

A small table ritual for dealing with bad dice

 

Luck is fine. Until it decides to ruin your game.

We’ve all been there: a perfect plan, a flawless deployment…

and then the dice show up.

A couple of bad rolls and everything you did right is suddenly gone.

Felix has never liked that moment: if the roll goes bad, he gets a bit frustrated.

Well… quite a lot.

So one day he arrived at the table, the game began… and he placed his artifact.

A huge goblin, carrying an absurd box with a retractable tray.

You place the dice. The tray slides out. The dice fall.

And from that moment on, luck no longer depends on him.

It depends on the goblin.

Since then, he uses it in every game.

If things go well, great. And if not…

it’s always better to blame a goblin than yourself.

 
 

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